thegoatjustatethemoney:

Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?
Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.
Interviewer: But you have to do it!
Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.
Interviewer: But it’s good for you!
Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.
Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!
Adele: Oh my god.

ADELE YOU FUCKING HERO

devourer-of-gods:

shade-shypervert:

askstrikertheskeletonhunter:

What if the real world could lag

Stop that. That’s terrifying.

via dolliecrave

herspanic:

remember

patrickandmarcus:

i dont really care about degrees and shit

like

you can have all this book knowledge

but still infected by isms

this mufucka richard dawkins got all type of phds

and still you think you can be racist against white people and sexist against men

filliongood:

i hate when people are like “there’s no such thing as an ugly baby” cause there sure as fuck is 

canadumb:

thinsiqnificant:

canadumb:

*ducts tapes my laptop together*

*duct tapes my life together*

isnt that what i said

tardisheart:

DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!